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Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 11:38 am Wow....THIS.
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Apr. 1st, 2008 @ 06:30 pm Utterly Tasteless...but I can't help myself. :P
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Mar. 31st, 2008 @ 10:56 pm Go me, lol...

Find Out Which Disney Girl You Are!
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You scored as Mulan

A free spirit, a beautiful soul, all things that most people would tag on a lovely girly girl - but you're more boy than anything! Sometimes you're considered a 'nerd' or 'dork', but that just comes with the package - you even embrace your inner nerd. Go you!

Mulan

83%

Jane

75%

Belle

71%

Violet

67%

Megara

63%

Esmerelda

63%

Ariel

58%

Cinderella

58%

Jasmine

54%

Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)

50%

Pocahontas

42%

Tinkerbell

42%

Alice

33%

Snow White

29%
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Dec. 15th, 2007 @ 06:32 pm ROFL....
Current Mood: amused

Hello Ana (hosebunny815)

You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. As a result, your content has been deleted. Community Guidelines help to keep Yahoo! Answers a safe and useful community, so we appreciate your consideration of its rules.

Question: i have a deep emptiness inside?

Question Details: its been around forever and i want it to go away sex makes it worse and i dont like to go to church but can the bible really help

Deleted Answer: A good, hard act of sodomy usually clears that up for me.

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Oct. 24th, 2007 @ 04:35 pm Fun With Webcammen
Current Mood: accomplished
The following is an IM conversation which took place between myself and [info]weishaupt  . Webcams were on, and some Germans were up at 4:30 in the morning, apparently. Links to the pictures are below.

**Disclaimer: Much to the chagrin of [info]weishaupt  , not a stitch of my clothing came off during this fiasco.


Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:16:19 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: Hi honey, do you like to chat and cam?

Anastasia Allan: who are you?

schwarzweiss2001: I'm Joe

schwarzweiss2001: hi

Anastasia Allan: hi Joe

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:16:51 PM): hi sexy american woman do you do sexy chat with squid?

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:17:00 PM): hahahaha

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:28:54 PM): oh...hahaha...here it somes...

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:28:57 PM): comes*

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:28:58 PM): even

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:29:10 PM): do I want to know?

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:29:12 PM): lol

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:29:17 PM): what the hell

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:30:09 PM): this is pretty goddamn funny

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:30:31 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: could you do me a favour?

Anastasia Allan: ?

schwarzweiss2001: like to see you , could you stand up for me once? schwarzweiss2001: thank you

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:30:48 PM): I'll keep you posted if the requests start getting weird

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:31:42 PM): heh

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:34:00 PM): lol...i think he liked the word "sucks"

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:34:10 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: could not

Anastasia Allan: that sucks

schwarzweiss2001: hmm...oh yeah

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:34:14 PM): I bet he did

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:41:24 PM): I don't think this guy's got any pants on, lollerz

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:41:35 PM): I don't want to see any german guys without pants on

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:41:50 PM): but others might!!

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:41:55 PM): true

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:42:17 PM): I am still recovering from the wrestlers

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:45:46 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: are you surfing somewhere?

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:45:57 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: why you are smiling?

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:46:01 PM): no, I am telling my pal you are wearing no pants

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:46:10 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: what are you looking at?

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:46:23 PM): nosy bugger, isn't he?

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:46:31 PM): lollerz

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:51:46 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: i love your smile when you see this funny stuff schwarzweiss2001: are you writing some email back?

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:52:48 PM): schwarzy you dog

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:54:53 PM): oh...we're getting touchy now....

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:54:55 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: i guess i should check my email too

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 9:55:20 PM): heh

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:57:07 PM): no way dude, he's looking at porn now...he's probably gonna start beating it

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 9:57:09 PM): hahahaha

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:00:07 PM): is our german friend beating his knockwurst yet?

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:00:15 PM): no dammit

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:00:33 PM): now if you had a squid he totally would be by now

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:00:38 PM): I'm telling him about my shaved pussy...maybe that'll speed things along...rofl

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:01:02 PM): haha

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:01:22 PM): so...trying...not...to...laugh

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:01:46 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: you know what i'm thinking about now?

Anastasia Allan: what?

schwarzweiss2001: think of you now

schwarzweiss2001: with a sexy sweet shaved pussy

Anastasia Allan: awww....

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:01:57 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: getting hot here now

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:04:33 PM): dude...i see an ass, hahahahaha

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:04:58 PM): oh god no

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:05:12 PM): i can't tell what he's doing

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:05:21 PM): he's standing up with his back facing me

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:05:27 PM): and there's nothing but an ass there

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:05:39 PM): oh wait

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:05:47 PM): he turned around...it's not even hard yet

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:05:51 PM): LOLLERZ

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:05:51 PM): ein asscammen

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:06:20 PM): this is too funny

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:08:12 PM): poor schwarzy

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:08:22 PM): all he wants is der cybersexen

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:08:51 PM): oh...i wish it would start...so's I can copy and paste :D

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:09:02 PM): hahahaha

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:12:35 PM): still nein cybersexen?

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:12:48 PM): nein...wish it would happen, lol

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:13:29 PM): what on earth is going on then?

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:13:42 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: hmmmm.....

schwarzweiss2001: wish i know what you like

Anastasia Allan: as far as?

schwarzweiss2001: to make you more happy

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:13:50 PM): answer that question for me, will ya?

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:14:59 PM): sweet american fraulein liken de hard cock, klaus, harden der cock and make wiz de fapfapfap

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:17:01 PM): make you more happy? you're having a ball there

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:17:29 PM): trying not to fucking DIE

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:17:33 PM): lol

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:19:00 PM): Goddamn, it's so hard to be funny when your on cam...cause then they can see you laughing your head off

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:19:36 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: great

schwarzweiss2001: tell me more

Anastasia Allan: er...I like being tossed around, tied up, scattered, smothered, and             covered...like hash browns

schwarzweiss2001: hmmmm

schwarzweiss2001: sounds great

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:20:30 PM): you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:21:56 PM): (like fucking hash browns)

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:22:02 PM): he didn't even get that

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:23:16 PM):

Anastasia Allan: Have you ever seen Deliverance, the movie?

schwarzweiss2001: no

Anastasia Allan: there's this hot scene where the guy keeps yelling "You got a purdy mouth!"...it's really HOT...i suggest renting it

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:23:28 PM): rotfl

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:23:38 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: hmmm...

schwarzweiss2001: honey

schwarzweiss2001: i need to see you know

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:23:55 PM): I think this is where Yahoo dies

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:24:05 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: your hot and sweet body

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:24:37 PM): go get 'er schwarzy

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:24:41 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: getting so horny here

schwarzweiss2001: looking at you

schwarzweiss2001: and dreaming of touching you

Anastasia Allan: heh...well, don't let *me* stop you...I like to see that

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:25:20 PM): Goddamn...need to know how to save webcam pics

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:25:27 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: ok

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:25:30 PM): SCORE!!!!!

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:25:37 PM):

schwarzweiss2001: you like to see me?

Anastasia Allan: sure!

schwarzweiss2001: ok

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:26:08 PM): shift-printscreen and then you can paste it

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:26:28 PM): awesome

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:27:18 PM): say "oh baby fill me with your aryan uberseed fritz"

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:27:36 PM): lol...i'm sooo gonna die laughing here...get ready for a barrage of pics

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:27:44 PM): lol

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:29:10 PM): omfg...he's paffin away

weishaupt_72 (10/23/2007 10:29:28 PM): lie back and think of ze fatherland

Anastasia Allan (10/23/2007 10:29:37 PM): hahahhahaha

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